My wife has been on my case to get the Christmas lights up for a couple weeks.

DONE.

Is McCain Going Insane?

The debate last night highlighted lots of goofiness out of McCain. His persistently blinking eyes were exceptionally distracting. That "my friends" and his weird little dance at the end when he got up from the table, were just weird.

Funny stuff from around the web ... thanks to Gawker.com, DailyKos.

Separated At Birth? Or just weird semi-resemblance?

Funny Newspaper Ads / Clippings ... Screw Ups

Just wanted to show off a bit. Did I tell you my car is in good condition ... booyah ... YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!! BAM!

No problem .. that happens all the time ... I think ... what exactly happened?

The best part of the ad is not that the house has a dick ... but rather, that it's HUGE and great for ENTERTAINING. Yes ... I bet it is Shirley.

That dude must have the worst timing ever.

Damn right ... crazy shit happens when the rolling pins are out.

Wouldn't be much of a gun shop otherwise Mr. Federal Agents?

Brilliant. To avoid alligator attacks ... avoid alligators. To avoid getting laid ... avoid women (or men).

Ha. Yes. Works great with English speaking dogs ... but with non-native English speakers, you must talk more slowly and LOUDER.

Simple ... to the point ... and just kinda mean. Bitches.

You know this dude was all smiles ... and like ... hells yeah ... you know I take care of my ladies. Until the "correction" came out.

Sure ... I've shit a buck or two in my life ... but never an 8-pointer .. and never got my picture in the eff'ing paper. Damn. Good work yung bucky.

10 Biggest Babies / Toddlers you've ever seen

Kids are great ... and some kids are great big. These are some big kids (they seem to get bigger).

AND NOW FOR THE BIGGEST !

Bender Grafitti

6 Freakiest Awesome Ghost Pics

The following are some unbelievable pictures of paranormal "ghosts". Most are fairly well believed to not be retouched (i.e. no photoshopped ... not disproven). Are they real ghosts caught on film??


6. A classic. This is an old picture of a guy who had just visited his mother's grave. In the back seat (just to the left of the driver), it is said you can see the ghost of his mother.

5. WTF is that half-dude on the right doing in this picture? By the way, this is not an old photo ... just a touristy old-timey photo where you put on a silly hat and scarf and hold a cap gun for effect.

4. You can clearly see the image of the man behind the close up on the left. It is said that it is an image of Freddy Jackson, who was a mechanic that was killed one day before the photo was taken.

3. Classic photo of "The Brown Lady" in Norfolk, England ... from 1936.

2. Sefton Church is in England. There was no body else in the church when this picture was taken ... But apparently, the dead minister had not finished his sermon.

1. And finally ... at number one. Grandpa's home. Apparently, grandpa had been long dead before he appeared in this photo with his former wife. This one gives me the chills. Apparently, he really looked like this ghostly image.