Separated At Birth? Or just weird semi-resemblance?

Funny Newspaper Ads / Clippings ... Screw Ups

Just wanted to show off a bit. Did I tell you my car is in good condition ... booyah ... YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!! BAM!

No problem .. that happens all the time ... I think ... what exactly happened?

The best part of the ad is not that the house has a dick ... but rather, that it's HUGE and great for ENTERTAINING. Yes ... I bet it is Shirley.

That dude must have the worst timing ever.

Damn right ... crazy shit happens when the rolling pins are out.

Wouldn't be much of a gun shop otherwise Mr. Federal Agents?

Brilliant. To avoid alligator attacks ... avoid alligators. To avoid getting laid ... avoid women (or men).

Ha. Yes. Works great with English speaking dogs ... but with non-native English speakers, you must talk more slowly and LOUDER.

Simple ... to the point ... and just kinda mean. Bitches.

You know this dude was all smiles ... and like ... hells yeah ... you know I take care of my ladies. Until the "correction" came out.

Sure ... I've shit a buck or two in my life ... but never an 8-pointer .. and never got my picture in the eff'ing paper. Damn. Good work yung bucky.